So, you will not believe me I am sure of it. At the risk of sounding like a quack alternative wacko medicine person, This is my story.
When I was in London, one day I noticed that this alien was growing out of my face, not an infection, a genuine cancer looking creepy thing irregular in shape, bumpy and weird, and growing by the minute, noticeably so, every morning it had a new, more impressive life.
I asked around , sent photos to people who know stuff...they said "go to a doctor!!! Yesterday"!!!
I checked London for skin doctors...found one who would see me for over 200 pounds just for a consultation.
I remember , in the back of my mind reading somewhere that Zinc and ascorbic acid were good for healing, and for skin.
Went to BOOTS , bought a cheapo bottle of said good, made a paste, applied it for three nights, and
Alien cancerous looking scary thing - GONE!
I am like Jesus!