Sunday, February 4, 2018

Miracle worker


So, you will not believe me I am sure of it. At the risk of sounding like  a quack alternative wacko medicine person, This is my story.
When I was in London, one day I noticed that this alien was growing out of my face, not an infection, a genuine cancer looking creepy thing irregular in shape, bumpy and weird, and growing by the minute, noticeably so, every morning it had a new, more impressive  life. 
I asked around , sent photos to people who know stuff...they said "go to a doctor!!! Yesterday"!!!
I checked London for skin doctors...found one who would see me for over 200 pounds just for a consultation. 
NOPE.
I remember , in the back of my mind reading somewhere that Zinc and ascorbic acid  were good for healing, and for skin.
Went to BOOTS , bought a cheapo bottle of said  good, made a paste, applied it for three nights, and 

Alien cancerous looking scary thing - GONE!
I am  like Jesus!

4 comments:

  1. Or maybe London and zinc and C are the magic miracle power combo...

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  2. I need me some of that shit! I wonder if it works on weird age spots and scaly things.

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    1. Give it a try, can't hurt! Though it stings a little bit.

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